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Limits with those you would have sex with?
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or as at one Christmas do going yee hah on top of a sales goon in the middle of the reception in a racecourse. Wouldn't mind but we were queuing for a beer. -
You did your berst to pull on L2B.Originally posted by vetran View Postor as at one Christmas do going yee hah on top of a sales goon in the middle of the reception in a racecourse. Wouldn't mind but we were queuing for a beer.
And I seem to remember some bloke threw himself under MS's wheels to get her attention....Comment
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Yeah that sounds familiar!Originally posted by vetran View PostIn my teens and early twenties almost anything legal - did turn down a few but wasn't renowned for my high standards.
Late twenties I became a lot more choosy.
Those that have met me will understand that I would lose to Shrek in a looks contest.
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You haven't met the missus, I'm definitely a one woman man now!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou did your berst to pull on L2B.
I'll chat to anyone though.Comment
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A few questions to the OP:
- Is this question targeted to Men? or to Women? Given the fact that there are Straight, crooked and Suity orientations available
- Is it applicable for paid act or an unpaid act?
- Does self-love come under this category? (Just so MF doesn't feel left out)
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Time...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPrompted by
We had this discussion round the office recently. The female of the team was saying how she had a friend who would have sex with any woman. Most kept quiet - but those who did speak up where in agreement.
What are your limits?
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Of course. You get a discount code with each reviewOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo you also write punt reviews?
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But, you already knew that.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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No greens, morris dancers or labour votersSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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I don't operate on that basisOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostOf course. You get a discount code with each review
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But, you already knew that.
Discounted punt could mean cheap crap !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjYOriginally posted by original PM View Postfor most IT guys I know just the chance of a liaison with a woman with a pulse is enough to have them going off in their y fronts...Comment
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