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Previously on "Limits with those you would have sex with?"
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Of course ! Would you want to go with a hooker who made so little she didn't have to VAT reg ??Originally posted by Eirikur View PostVAT receipts I suppose?
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Booze, or amount thereof...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPrompted by
We had this discussion round the office recently. The female of the team was saying how she had a friend who would have sex with any woman. Most kept quiet - but those who did speak up where in agreement.
What are your limits?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjYOriginally posted by original PM View Postfor most IT guys I know just the chance of a liaison with a woman with a pulse is enough to have them going off in their y fronts...
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I don't operate on that basisOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostOf course. You get a discount code with each review
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But, you already knew that.
Discounted punt could mean cheap crap !
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Of course. You get a discount code with each reviewOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo you also write punt reviews?
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But, you already knew that.
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Time...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPrompted by
We had this discussion round the office recently. The female of the team was saying how she had a friend who would have sex with any woman. Most kept quiet - but those who did speak up where in agreement.
What are your limits?
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A few questions to the OP:
- Is this question targeted to Men? or to Women? Given the fact that there are Straight, crooked and Suity orientations available
- Is it applicable for paid act or an unpaid act?
- Does self-love come under this category? (Just so MF doesn't feel left out)
HTH
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Yeah that sounds familiar!Originally posted by vetran View PostIn my teens and early twenties almost anything legal - did turn down a few but wasn't renowned for my high standards.
Late twenties I became a lot more choosy.
Those that have met me will understand that I would lose to Shrek in a looks contest.
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You did your berst to pull on L2B.Originally posted by vetran View Postor as at one Christmas do going yee hah on top of a sales goon in the middle of the reception in a racecourse. Wouldn't mind but we were queuing for a beer.
And I seem to remember some bloke threw himself under MS's wheels to get her attention....
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or as at one Christmas do going yee hah on top of a sales goon in the middle of the reception in a racecourse. Wouldn't mind but we were queuing for a beer.Originally posted by original PM View PostAnd yet no doubt her night will end by being double teamed by two guys from the sales department....
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