UK state bird.

[d000hg]

I'm liking that choice.

Mohammed the Cuckoo, state mascot of the Islamic State of Britain.

Or Kingfisher...

[northernladuk]

Would this mean they would get a protected status so homeless immigrants won't be allowed to capture and eat them?

[GlenW]

The Elephant is a pretty bird
Its hair is long and wavy
It builds it's nest in a rhubarb tree
And lays its eggs in gravy

The Elephant is a pretty bird
It flits from bough to bough
It builds its nest in a rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow.

[Uncle Albert]

A curious bird is the cuckoo,
It sits upon the grass'
With wings neatly folded,
And beak stuck up its arse,
In this quaint position,
it faintly goes twit twit,
Cos it's hard to sing cuckoo ,
with a beak that's full of sh1t.

[SueEllen]

Would this mean they would get a protected status so homeless immigrants won't be allowed to capture and eat them?

All the birds that are easiest to catch are too small to eat.

Gosh it's a hard choice - red kite, robin or blue tit?

[RSoles]

LBJ?
Little brown job - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

oozlum?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oozlum_bird

[greenlake]

As long as they're wrapped in bacon, any kind of birds would be fine....

[Bacchus]

Or Kingfisher...

Love kingfishers; beautiful little streak of blue, but I think that a duck may be more appropriate.

Perhaps a lame duck...

[tomtomagain]

I'm going for the Red Kite.

Re-introduced in the Chilterns back in the early 1990s and now a common sight across South Oxfordshire.

I see them everyday and they always look fantastic.

[Goatfell]

I'm going for the Red Kite.

Re-introduced in the Chilterns back in the early 1990s and now a common sight across South Oxfordshire.

I see them everyday and they always look fantastic.

Evil sounding f*ckers, regularly have up to a dozen wheeling around screeching away like the Nazgul's rides from LOTR, quite creepy.