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oh dear: Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage

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    oh dear: Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage

    Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage
    Last updated at 14:31pm on 19th September 2006



    Sorry guys: don't expect to see the likes of Christina Aguilera in this nurses uniform at Southend Hospital

    Nurses are being urged by hospital bosses to cover up their cleavage and make sure they don't inadvertently expose their pants to patients.

    The new uniform guidelines drawn up by health bosses also place a ban on high heels as they can wake up sleeping patients.

    Workers at Southend Hospital in Essex are being asked for their views on the proposals which also include a ban on jewellery other than ear studs and wedding rings.

    Doctors have also been told not to wear stethoscopes around their neck for fear of spreading infection around hospitals.

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    What this world is coming to?

    #2
    Pity Really

    After recent experience, due to cut backs and sourcing from cheapest supplier the nurses uniforms seem normally to be see through so now enforced big pants will ruin the effect.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Bummer!

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW
        Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage

        Nurses are being urged by hospital bosses to cover up their cleavage and make sure they don't inadvertently expose their pants to patients.
        This is all a bit moot in light of the new NHS burkas soon to become mandatory.
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          I don't know why but I suspect this thread will shortly be in Light Relief
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            I fancied Hatty Jakes !

            Sasguru.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Andyw
              I fancied Hatty Jakes !

              Sasguru.
              "Hattie Jacques"
              The vegetarian option.

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                #8
                Originally posted by wobbegong
                "Hattie Jacques"
                They're still cremating Hattie Jacques, I'm not surprised
                Come on now let's face it she was fat
                She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers


                Carry On Cremating by Half Man Half Biscuit
                Listen to my last album on Spotify

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                  #9
                  Trumpton Riots!

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