oh dear: Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage

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wendigo100 replied

20 September 2006, 10:38
Trumpton Riots!
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Cowboy Bob replied

20 September 2006, 09:22
Originally posted by wobbegong

"Hattie Jacques"

They're still cremating Hattie Jacques, I'm not surprised
Come on now let's face it she was fat
She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers

Carry On Cremating by Half Man Half Biscuit
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wobbegong replied

20 September 2006, 09:16
Originally posted by Andyw

I fancied Hatty Jakes !

Sasguru.

"Hattie Jacques"
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Andyw replied

20 September 2006, 09:07
I fancied Hatty Jakes !

Sasguru.
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Troll replied

20 September 2006, 09:05
I don't know why but I suspect this thread will shortly be in Light Relief
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wobbegong replied

20 September 2006, 08:39
Originally posted by AtW

Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage

Nurses are being urged by hospital bosses to cover up their cleavage and make sure they don't inadvertently expose their pants to patients.

This is all a bit moot in light of the new NHS burkas soon to become mandatory.
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Andyw replied

20 September 2006, 06:48
Bummer!
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vetran replied

20 September 2006, 01:18
Pity Really

After recent experience, due to cut backs and sourcing from cheapest supplier the nurses uniforms seem normally to be see through so now enforced big pants will ruin the effect.
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AtW started a topic oh dear: Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage

19 September 2006, 22:59
oh dear: Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage

Nurses face ban on thongs and cleavage
Last updated at 14:31pm on 19th September 2006

Sorry guys: don't expect to see the likes of Christina Aguilera in this nurses uniform at Southend Hospital

Nurses are being urged by hospital bosses to cover up their cleavage and make sure they don't inadvertently expose their pants to patients.

The new uniform guidelines drawn up by health bosses also place a ban on high heels as they can wake up sleeping patients.

Workers at Southend Hospital in Essex are being asked for their views on the proposals which also include a ban on jewellery other than ear studs and wedding rings.

Doctors have also been told not to wear stethoscopes around their neck for fear of spreading infection around hospitals.

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What this world is coming to?
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