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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    <Placeholder for in about 4 weeks when Platypus has to visit her whilst staying away on business in a hotel>
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post

    No, but there's always the next team meeting in April
    Called it!

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      #12
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      until the next all hands on meeting....
      FTFY
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Can you please hand in your balls to Suity on the way out?
        you sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          No, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).

          She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.

          Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit ..................
          How is her rabbit?

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            you sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?
            Last heard, he is desperate for some.

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              #16
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Last heard, he is desperate for some.
              they only work if you grow your own!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?!
                Email means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwise

                No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  Email means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwise

                  No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them
                  Fair enough. Put it all behind yourself and go shag her for the sake of completion!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?!
                    Indeed - everyone knows you should be using kik these days!
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                      #20
                      Growing old is mandatory
                      Growing up is optional

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