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vetran replied

5 March 2015, 17:41
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Well, I am now available once again

GFP dumped you as the two timing rat you are?
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Platypus replied

5 March 2015, 17:27
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Still waiting for Mary Poppins and mudskipper ....

Well, I am now available once again
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Platypus replied

5 March 2015, 17:26
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Damn, I already bought a hat.

The Mudskipper ones were out of stock :-(
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mudskipper replied

5 March 2015, 16:34
Damn, I already bought a hat.
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FatLazyContractor replied

5 March 2015, 15:49
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

Still waiting for Mary Poppins and mudskipper ....
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Halo Jones replied

5 March 2015, 15:47
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TheFaQQer replied

5 March 2015, 15:00
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?!

Indeed - everyone knows you should be using kik these days!
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FatLazyContractor replied

5 March 2015, 14:33
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Email means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwise

No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them

Fair enough. Put it all behind yourself and go shag her for the sake of completion!
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Platypus replied

5 March 2015, 14:29
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?!

Email means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwise

No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them
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vetran replied

5 March 2015, 14:09
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Last heard, he is desperate for some.

they only work if you grow your own!
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FatLazyContractor replied

5 March 2015, 14:06
Originally posted by vetran View Post

you sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?

Last heard, he is desperate for some.
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BrilloPad replied

5 March 2015, 14:05
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

No, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).

She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.

Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit ..................

How is her rabbit?
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vetran replied

5 March 2015, 14:04
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Can you please hand in your balls to Suity on the way out?

you sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?
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vetran replied

5 March 2015, 14:04
Originally posted by eek View Post

until the next all hands on meeting....

FTFY
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Pondlife replied

5 March 2015, 13:51
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

<Placeholder for in about 4 weeks when Platypus has to visit her whilst staying away on business in a hotel>

Originally posted by Platypus View Post

No, but there's always the next team meeting in April

Called it!
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