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you sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostCan you please hand in your balls to Suity on the way out?
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How is her rabbit?Originally posted by Platypus View PostNo, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).
She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.
Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit ..................
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Last heard, he is desperate for some.Originally posted by vetran View Postyou sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?Comment
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they only work if you grow your own!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostLast heard, he is desperate for some.Comment
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Email means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwiseOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWTF is it with middle aged men and emails?!

No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them
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Fair enough. Put it all behind yourself and go shag her for the sake of completion!Originally posted by Platypus View PostEmail means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwise
No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them
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