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    #21
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Is there a new one LOL. You fancy standing as Scottish Labour's candidate for Huddersfield ??
    Why the hell not. Although if I'm called out on my knowledge of civil engineering projects in Fife it could get a bit embarrassing.

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      #22
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      Why the hell not. Although if I'm called out on my knowledge of civil engineering projects in Fife it could get a bit embarrassing.
      Is it a burning question round these parts ? You could campaign for getting the Th******de Arms reopened instead
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #23
        Originally posted by Batcher View Post

        ScotLab leaflets were printed in Essex so someone pointed out why when there are lots of local printers could do with the work. She tweeted "Dear SNP activists moaning about labour leaflets being printed in England, you're building a Scottish bridge with Chinese steel. Love Kez"
        Ukip anti-EU leaflets were printed in Germany, common market innit!
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Batcher View Post
          Yes, the new one will be finished on time and under budget with the surplus money going towards upgrading the A9 to dual carriageway. Some concrete involved but mostly steel. There was a good programme on up here about how they put it together.

          ScotLab leaflets were printed in Essex so someone pointed out why when there are lots of local printers could do with the work. She tweeted in an offhand way about the bridge using Chinese steel.

          It was pointed out to here that the last steelworks in Scotland at Ravenscraig were closed by Thatcher and the resultant wasteland hasn't been put to use by the sitting Labour MP. The bridge uses a type of steel that wasn't produced in Scotland anyway.

          Oh aye, and there won't be any tolls on it either
          You have been more informative than TM could hope to be in 1000 years. Award yourself a wee dram and a piece of shortbread for your services to the scotch nation.

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            #25
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            You have been more informative than TM could hope to be in 1000 years. Award yourself a wee dram and a piece of shortbread for your services to the scotch nation.
            I just couldn't be arsed typing it out in detail as if it would be of more interest to you than a two pizzas for seven quid Thursday Special
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #26
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              You have been more informative than TM could hope to be in 1000 years. Award yourself a wee dram and a piece of shortbread for your services to the scotch nation.
              Already done the dram and shortbread. I was hoping for some Clootie Dumpling

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                #27
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                I just couldn't be arsed typing it out in detail as if it would be of more interest to you than a two pizzas for seven quid Thursday Special
                It's £8 for two now the locals aren't being subsidised by two Jocks.

                I should eat for free given the amount of business you've put their way over the years.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  It's £8 for two now the locals aren't being subsidised by two Jocks.

                  I should eat for free given the amount of business you've put their way over the years.
                  Spoken like a true Yorkshire man
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    Spoken like a true Yorkshire man
                    'Ear all, see all, say nowt;
                    Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
                    And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt –
                    Allus do it fer thissen

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                      #30
                      Can we get back on topic in my thread please?

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