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Previously on "Ashcroft Polls"

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  • Batcher
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Is that the Ashcroft tolls?

    I told you, there are no tolls in Scotland. Or prescription charges. Or university fees.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    I do actually, so can you if you search google for the fappening
    a/s/l please

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  • Unix
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Sure. The lady in your avatar has nice tits.

    Have you any pics without that red thing on her?
    I do actually, so can you if you search google for the fappening

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  • Unix
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    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    Yip. Here's a photo of the 3 bridges

    Is that the Ashcroft tolls?

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  • Batcher
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Can we get back on topic in my thread please?
    Yip. Here's a photo of the 3 bridges

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    'Ear all, see all, say nowt;
    Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
    And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt –
    Allus do it fer thissen

    I did hear that, after I departed, Gozza was quizzed in the Th******de Arms about our 'occupation'. We were suspected of being CID because the car was taxed and as the barmaid put it "You came in here with your expensive jeans that fitted properly". Always likely to arouse suspicion, that

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Can we get back on topic in my thread please?
    Sure. The lady in your avatar has nice tits.

    Have you any pics without that red thing on her?

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  • Unix
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    Can we get back on topic in my thread please?

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Spoken like a true Yorkshire man
    'Ear all, see all, say nowt;
    Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
    And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt –
    Allus do it fer thissen

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    It's £8 for two now the locals aren't being subsidised by two Jocks.

    I should eat for free given the amount of business you've put their way over the years.
    Spoken like a true Yorkshire man

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I just couldn't be arsed typing it out in detail as if it would be of more interest to you than a two pizzas for seven quid Thursday Special
    It's £8 for two now the locals aren't being subsidised by two Jocks.

    I should eat for free given the amount of business you've put their way over the years.

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  • Batcher
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    You have been more informative than TM could hope to be in 1000 years. Award yourself a wee dram and a piece of shortbread for your services to the scotch nation.
    Already done the dram and shortbread. I was hoping for some Clootie Dumpling

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    You have been more informative than TM could hope to be in 1000 years. Award yourself a wee dram and a piece of shortbread for your services to the scotch nation.
    I just couldn't be arsed typing it out in detail as if it would be of more interest to you than a two pizzas for seven quid Thursday Special

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    Yes, the new one will be finished on time and under budget with the surplus money going towards upgrading the A9 to dual carriageway. Some concrete involved but mostly steel. There was a good programme on up here about how they put it together.

    ScotLab leaflets were printed in Essex so someone pointed out why when there are lots of local printers could do with the work. She tweeted in an offhand way about the bridge using Chinese steel.

    It was pointed out to here that the last steelworks in Scotland at Ravenscraig were closed by Thatcher and the resultant wasteland hasn't been put to use by the sitting Labour MP. The bridge uses a type of steel that wasn't produced in Scotland anyway.

    Oh aye, and there won't be any tolls on it either
    You have been more informative than TM could hope to be in 1000 years. Award yourself a wee dram and a piece of shortbread for your services to the scotch nation.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Batcher View Post

    ScotLab leaflets were printed in Essex so someone pointed out why when there are lots of local printers could do with the work. She tweeted "Dear SNP activists moaning about labour leaflets being printed in England, you're building a Scottish bridge with Chinese steel. Love Kez"
    Ukip anti-EU leaflets were printed in Germany, common market innit!

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