I can't stop laughing at the hilarious jokes about 'time of the month', and the other sexist, but oh so funny remarks. So witty and so original. Everyone at clientCo is looking at me I'm laughing so much. Please carry on.
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Don't rise to it MS.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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At least you are laughing so you don't have the painters in.
When are Arsenal playing at home? Or have you gone menopausal?Comment
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Ignore me MS.
Feel free to rip his balls off.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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ex mrs bp 1 got the first. ex mrs bp 2 got the second.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIgnore me MS.
Feel free to rip his balls off.Comment
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Don't worry MS and MP, it's a scientific fact that 1 in 3 men are as thick as the other two!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI can't stop laughing at the hilarious jokes about 'time of the month', and the other sexist, but oh so funny remarks. So witty and so original. Everyone at clientCo is looking at me I'm laughing so much. Please carry on.
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only one thing left then!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postex mrs bp 1 got the first. ex mrs bp 2 got the second.
calm down Brillo, you know what the ladies can be like if miffed.Comment
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Doctor, my wife thinks I am odd, one of my balls is bigger than the other two...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postex mrs bp 1 got the first. ex mrs bp 2 got the second.Comment
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Only wives get miffed. All other women swoon. I have even been known to turn a few lesbians straight.Originally posted by vetran View Postonly one thing left then!
calm down Brillo, you know what the ladies can be like if miffed.Comment
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