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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I can't stop laughing at the hilarious jokes about 'time of the month', and the other sexist, but oh so funny remarks. So witty and so original. Everyone at clientCo is looking at me I'm laughing so much. Please carry on.
    Them were the days eh? Best leave all that nonsense to your younger peers now.

    Better to focus on having grandkids.

    HTH

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    only one thing left then!

    calm down Brillo, you know what the ladies can be like if miffed.
    Only wives get miffed. All other women swoon. I have even been known to turn a few lesbians straight.

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  • tractor
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    .....

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    ex mrs bp 1 got the first. ex mrs bp 2 got the second.
    Doctor, my wife thinks I am odd, one of my balls is bigger than the other two...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    ex mrs bp 1 got the first. ex mrs bp 2 got the second.
    only one thing left then!

    calm down Brillo, you know what the ladies can be like if miffed.

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  • tractor
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I can't stop laughing at the hilarious jokes about 'time of the month', and the other sexist, but oh so funny remarks. So witty and so original. Everyone at clientCo is looking at me I'm laughing so much. Please carry on.
    Don't worry MS and MP, it's a scientific fact that 1 in 3 men are as thick as the other two!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ignore me MS.

    Feel free to rip his balls off.
    ex mrs bp 1 got the first. ex mrs bp 2 got the second.

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  • Ticktock
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    Calm down, love. Don't worry your little head about it. The men will sort it out.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Ignore me MS.

    Feel free to rip his balls off.

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  • BrilloPad
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    At least you are laughing so you don't have the painters in.

    When are Arsenal playing at home? Or have you gone menopausal?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Don't rise to it MS.

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  • mudskipper
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    On the blob

    I can't stop laughing at the hilarious jokes about 'time of the month', and the other sexist, but oh so funny remarks. So witty and so original. Everyone at clientCo is looking at me I'm laughing so much. Please carry on.

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