Happy Valentine's Day

[Pondlife]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand
But thinking of you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Youporn is down
But your facebook will do.

[darmstadt]

C'mon, who says love isn't dead, pure romanticism...

[Bacchus]

South West Trains have changed their signs for the day so you can catch a train to West Kissington or London WaterLove...

Linky

Not sure that I'd want to go via the Clap junction though

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Women.

They enter your life in a taxi...

...and leave it in a furniture van.

[MarillionFan]

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking

[mudskipper]