Anybody want to wash my car for £1 an hour. Seriously.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Contract of the Week
Collapse
X
-
-
-
50 Shades of FLCOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostMy Yorkshire born and bred cleaner charges me £18 and hour. She is fully insured and all that.
Does all jobs and gives me extras - Ironing, Hoovering car twice a month, garden bollox during the season with some extra charges and all that!
While I sit on the high chair
Comment
-
Comment
-
Jeez. Do they really expect to get someone for that? Surely not. Surely the agency should have been having a word here.Originally posted by unixman View PostLol. Top trolling by Opus:
Linux Engineer/Junior Linux Engineer/Linux Administrator/Junior Technician - Bristol - February-12-2015 (D5RqR)
Perl, bash, Linux for LESS than the minimum wage.
Client I know has trouble getting people at 2.5x this.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
-
Better than being on JSA isn't it?Originally posted by psychocandy View PostJeez. Do they really expect to get someone for that? Surely not. Surely the agency should have been having a word here.
Client I know has trouble getting people at 2.5x this.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
Comment
-
-
and I worked for said client in past. Crap rate but better than jsa for a few months.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostBetter than being on JSA isn't it?
Top people and had no issues at all when I didnt extend for something more lucrative.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Why the McCann Review is the latest failure of the Loan Charge scandal Yesterday 06:53
- What did Spring Statement 2026 say about mortgages? Mar 5 07:29
- Rachel Reeves overlooks contractors in ‘thin’ Spring Statement 2026 Mar 4 07:15
- Spring Statement 2026: chancellor’s full speech Mar 3 21:03
- Unlike today’s ‘boring’ Spring Statement 2026, Make Work Pay is transformative for contractors Mar 3 07:45
- Here’s Joint & Several Liability’s big misconception, and 5 key risks Mar 2 06:59
- How to run a limited company — efficiently: smarter profit strategies Feb 27 07:13
- IR35 & Mutuality of Obligation in 2026/27: Explainer for Contractors Feb 26 07:32
- Post Office hit with ‘crazy’ £104million HMRC bill for IR35 failings Feb 25 07:03
- IR35 & Right of Substitution in 2026/27: Explainer for Contractors Feb 24 06:59

Comment