Reply to: Contract of the Week

[psychocandy]

Better than being on JSA isn't it?

and I worked for said client in past. Crap rate but better than jsa for a few months.

Top people and had no issues at all when I didnt extend for something more lucrative.

[unixman]

So is washing my car for £1.20 per hour.

[northernladuk]

Jeez. Do they really expect to get someone for that? Surely not. Surely the agency should have been having a word here.

Client I know has trouble getting people at 2.5x this.

Better than being on JSA isn't it?

[psychocandy]

Lol. Top trolling by Opus:

Linux Engineer/Junior Linux Engineer/Linux Administrator/Junior Technician - Bristol - February-12-2015 (D5RqR)

Perl, bash, Linux for LESS than the minimum wage.

Jeez. Do they really expect to get someone for that? Surely not. Surely the agency should have been having a word here.

Client I know has trouble getting people at 2.5x this.

[unixman]

I am going to go for that £6/hour contract, and then subcontract one of you lot. Who's first ?

[Batcher]

My Yorkshire born and bred cleaner charges me £18 and hour. She is fully insured and all that.

Does all jobs and gives me extras - Ironing, Hoovering car twice a month, garden bollox during the season with some extra charges and all that!

While I sit on the high chair

50 Shades of FLC

[Avalonia]

Get an Indian in, you could justify it on ' skills shortage ' grounds

[unixman]

Anybody want to wash my car for £1 an hour. Seriously.

[FatLazyContractor]

My Yorkshire born and bred cleaner charges me £18 and hour. She is fully insured and all that.

Does all jobs and gives me extras - Ironing, Hoovering car twice a month, garden bollox during the season with some extra charges and all that!

While I sit on the high chair

[Avalonia]

My knob is very well polished.



the brass has almost come off the cheap b&q fittings

[FatLazyContractor]

I don't care, she's east European got a grip like iron and very fast and efficient

Sounds good enough to me

[stek]

I don't care, she's east European got a grip like iron and very fast and efficient

Have you checked her right to work? Do you know a Lithuanian from a Moldovan? You could be fined up to £10,000 and publicly castrated.

[Avalonia]

I don't care, she's east European got a grip like iron and very fast and efficient

[FatLazyContractor]

I pay my cleaner £15/hour. I'll put an ad on jobserve

Is you cleaner insured?

[stek]

To be fair though, the Linux market has been cornered by Windows admins so fair dos