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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostQuoting a list, out of context from the OP is your best defence?
Never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man
Stick that, this and the other in yer pipe and smoke it!Comment
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Originally posted by JRCT View PostThe actual 3 items in the quoted list are irrelevant. Give me any 3 items, in context or not, and I'll list them for you. The rules are the same regarding comma usage - and you're wrong.
Stick that, this and the other in yer pipe and smoke it!
I went to your mum's house, to get a handjob and then home.
Perfect English?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOK try this
I went to your mum's house, to get a handjob and then home.
Perfect English?
If, as I suspect you are implying, you did go to my mum's house for a handjob, you would have been sorely disappointed as my mum has no arms. Unless my dad was in. He's as strong as an ox.Comment
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Originally posted by JRCT View PostIf you went to my mum's house to get a handjob, no. But if you went to my mum's house (for reasons unknown), then went from there to get a handjob elsewhere before returning home, then yes that list is perfectly acceptable.
If, as I suspect you are implying, you did go to my mum's house for a handjob, you would have been sorely disappointed as my mum has no arms. Unless my dad was in. He's as strong as an ox.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHang on Ladies, I'm running out of coke.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOK try this
I went to your mum's house, to get a handjob and then home.
Perfect English?
1) you went to his mum's house
2) you went to get a handjob
3) you went home
That might not be what you meant to say, but that is what you wrote.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGoto JRCTS's mum's house, get some marching powder and then come back here.
Is his mum a dealer?Comment
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