Blinded!

[suityou01]

Yes, it's perfect English - you went to three places:

1) you went to his mum's house
2) you went to get a handjob
3) you went home

That might not be what you meant to say, but that is what you wrote.

Fanq you Faqqer, you're vote has been counted.

[Pondlife]

I read it as a list of three activities but without the location of the middle one being specified.

The handjob may or may not involve his mum.
Nor is it necessarily performed at her home.

[FatLazyContractor]

Yes, it's perfect English - you went to three places:

1) you went to his mum's house
2) you went to get a handjob
3) you went home

That might not be what you meant to say, but that is what you wrote.

So did he get a handjob between visiting someone's mum's house and going home? On the street or sumat?

[FatLazyContractor]

The more positive news is the fact that Suity got the much needed relief!

Someone give some love to the poor chap!

[JRCT]

Who is JRCTS ?

Is his mum a dealer?

She'd like to be. An arms dealer. But she doesn't have any.

[d000hg]

To seperate 3 items you need 2 commas

Now, no more freebies. The next English lesson is chargeable.

I'll trade you an English lesson for a spelling lesson.

[suityou01]

I'll trade you an English lesson for a spelling lesson.

Good morning!

[original PM]

my 11 yr old is doing semi colons at the moment

although the teacher said she has no idea why it is still on the curriculum because she is yet to come across an adult (except for English teachers) who actually use it and, if they do, use it correctly.

[Batcher]

So, just to be clear, where exactly do you have to go to for a handjob?

[original PM]

So, just to be clear, where exactly do you have to go to for a handjob?

Yo mammas house!