Blinded!

[suityou01]

And, perhaps, remove the word "back" so that there is parallel structure in each of the prepositional phrases so that they can all reference the verb "went".

Pendantically yours,

I tipped the masseuse.

[darmstadt]

I was always taught to never put a comma before an 'and':

"Commas are used to separate items in a list or sequence ... Usage varies as to the inclusion of a comma before and in the last item ... This practice is controversial and is known as the serial comma or Oxford comma, because it is part of the house style of Oxford University Press."

Apparently originally known as a seriel comma as I had never heard of an Oxford comma: Serial comma - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[FatLazyContractor]

Thanks Nick, that's great.

On another unrelated note, shall I make the check out to Mr N Fitz, or Gibbon Enterprises Ltd?

Correct it before the headmistress arrives

[suityou01]

Correct it before the headmistress arrives

I bent myself over the desk already

[FatLazyContractor]

I bent myself over the desk already

Just make sure GlenW doesn't sneak in from behind !

[FatLazyContractor]

Suity, you should have gone to specsavers.

[suityou01]

Suity, you should have gone to specsavers.

They still think it was an accident

[NickFitz]

Suity, you should have gone to specsavers.

spequesavers

[TestMangler]

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

One of the above is correct, but can you guess which one ?

[Goatfell]

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

One of the above is correct, but can you guess which one ?

The second, your Uncle Jack worked for the Mafia and needed a head