Originally posted by TheFaQQer
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I read it as a list of three activities but without the location of the middle one being specified.
The handjob may or may not involve his mum.
Nor is it necessarily performed at her home.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYes, it's perfect English - you went to three places:
1) you went to his mum's house
2) you went to get a handjob
3) you went home
That might not be what you meant to say, but that is what you wrote.Comment
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The more positive news is the fact that Suity got the much needed relief!
Someone give some love to the poor chap!Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWho is JRCTS ?
Is his mum a dealer?Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTo seperate 3 items you need 2 commas
Now, no more freebies. The next English lesson is chargeable.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'll trade you an English lesson for a spelling lesson.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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my 11 yr old is doing semi colons at the moment
although the teacher said she has no idea why it is still on the curriculum because she is yet to come across an adult (except for English teachers) who actually use it and, if they do, use it correctly.Comment
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Originally posted by Batcher View PostSo, just to be clear, where exactly do you have to go to for a handjob?Comment
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