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    #21
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    separate :



    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Quoting a list, out of context from the OP is your best defence?

      Never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man
      The actual 3 items in the quoted list are irrelevant. Give me any 3 items, in context or not, and I'll list them for you. The rules are the same regarding comma usage - and you're wrong.

      Stick that, this and the other in yer pipe and smoke it!

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        #23
        Originally posted by JRCT View Post
        The actual 3 items in the quoted list are irrelevant. Give me any 3 items, in context or not, and I'll list them for you. The rules are the same regarding comma usage - and you're wrong.

        Stick that, this and the other in yer pipe and smoke it!
        OK try this

        I went to your mum's house, to get a handjob and then home.

        Perfect English?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          OK try this

          I went to your mum's house, to get a handjob and then home.

          Perfect English?
          If you went to my mum's house to get a handjob, no. But if you went to my mum's house (for reasons unknown), then went from there to get a handjob elsewhere before returning home, then yes that list is perfectly acceptable.

          If, as I suspect you are implying, you did go to my mum's house for a handjob, you would have been sorely disappointed as my mum has no arms. Unless my dad was in. He's as strong as an ox.

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            #25
            Hang on Ladies, I'm running out of coke.

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              #26
              Originally posted by JRCT View Post
              If you went to my mum's house to get a handjob, no. But if you went to my mum's house (for reasons unknown), then went from there to get a handjob elsewhere before returning home, then yes that list is perfectly acceptable.

              If, as I suspect you are implying, you did go to my mum's house for a handjob, you would have been sorely disappointed as my mum has no arms. Unless my dad was in. He's as strong as an ox.
              No longer my problem dude. If you are right and I am wrong your mum's in the clear. It's up there for the panel to decide.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Hang on Ladies, I'm running out of coke.

                Goto JRCTS's mum's house, get some marching powder and then come back here.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  OK try this

                  I went to your mum's house, to get a handjob and then home.

                  Perfect English?
                  Yes, it's perfect English - you went to three places:

                  1) you went to his mum's house
                  2) you went to get a handjob
                  3) you went home

                  That might not be what you meant to say, but that is what you wrote.
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                    #29
                    Get some laser eye surgery. Glasses are so last century.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Goto JRCTS's mum's house, get some marching powder and then come back here.
                      Who is JRCTS ?

                      Is his mum a dealer?

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