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One for the dirty, sofa loving, squirrel bothering spekulants
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One for the dirty, sofa loving, squirrel bothering spekulants
Last edited by mudskipper; 9 February 2015, 20:06. -
Got quite a lot of dosh with HG, costs you less in fees than having it with numerous different fund managers. Didn't know they did a squirrel investment fund though, will have to look into it.
PS Now that stupid EU rules force us to include crime in the calculation of GDP why are there no cocaine smuggling funds? I'd invest in those.
PPS HG, Please send my promotion fee to my usual account in Honduras.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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If I buy some shares will I still be waiting for them in 12 months?
If I spill some coffee on the shares will it just wipe off?Comment
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A DFS sale with an actual end date!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I'd generally stay away from IPOs where a private equity company is looking to raise capital to reduce debt, although it may be worth a punt (as in sell during conditional trading or shortly thereafter). In any case, it's difficult to make worthwhile money on an IPO as a retail investor, as they're generally oversubscribed and, therefore, scaled back (and if they aren't, you may be in trouble).Comment
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showing your age there Kiam!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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IPOs are used by the brokers to buy favour with disgruntled clients. They "pop" on day 1. MKeiser.Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostI'd generally stay away from IPOs where a private equity company is looking to raise capital to reduce debt, although it may be worth a punt (as in sell during conditional trading or shortly thereafter). In any case, it's difficult to make worthwhile money on an IPO as a retail investor, as they're generally oversubscribed and, therefore, scaled back (and if they aren't, you may be in trouble).Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. I've punted on two private equity IPOs in the last year or so, Merlin Entertainments and Pets at Home. I sold both in conditional dealing. One did reasonably well (small money in absolute terms), the other was a dog. Oddly enough, Pets at Home was massively over-subscribed, so I was never happier to get scaled-back to a meaningless loss.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIPOs are used by the brokers to buy favour with disgruntled clients. They "pop" on day 1. MKeiser.
You have to watch private equity sales; they're very good at pushing for the last ounce of valuation (opposite end of the spectrum from something like Royal Mail, for example).
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What JB said, chucked cash at a few of these but set myself a rule - never take a piece if its a private equity 'cash-out'.
So RMG (classic cheap privatisation) and Direct Line (forced sale, priced to enable further sales) - Yes.
PE beano - no.Comment
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