My latest 'plan B' idea. Gold plated headphones engraved with ' rich contractor' to wear when hemmed in by permies, they can be configured to cancel out all the different types of whinging Permies go in for.
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Permie whinge cancelling headphones
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I need ones that say 'Rich Permy' then or 'I earn more than a contractor and I'm a permie', though second one would be hard to fit in.Originally posted by Avalonia View PostMy latest 'plan B' idea. Gold plated headphones engraved with ' rich contractor' to wear when hemmed in by permies, they can be configured to cancel out all the different types of whinging Permies go in for.I like big butts and I cannot lie. -
It depends on how big his head is, it might workOriginally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View PostI need ones that say 'Rich Permy' then or 'I earn more than a contractor and I'm a permie', though second one would be hard to fit in.
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Really? Your head seems big enough to me.Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View PostI need ones that say 'Rich Permy' then or 'I earn more than a contractor and I'm a permie', though second one would be hard to fit in.
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How about using your sig?Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View PostI need ones that say 'Rich Permy' then or 'I earn more than a contractor and I'm a permie', though second one would be hard to fit in.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Don't forget to make them the big over the head things with a massive band and huge earmuff type speakers, they're really popular with the fashion victim types. While they may look ok on a DJ in a club look absurd on the street or in the office, they do provide a fairly good laugh when I see them.Originally posted by Avalonia View PostMy latest 'plan B' idea. Gold plated headphones engraved with ' rich contractor' to wear when hemmed in by permies, they can be configured to cancel out all the different types of whinging Permies go in for.Comment
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Really? You don't believe it is possible for a permie to earn more than you? What's your skill-set and day rate.Originally posted by Avalonia View PostHard to fit in and too far fetched to be credibleComment
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Too many contractors with thin skins whinging about permies around here. Are you noobies or something?I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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