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    #51
    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    The best I had was when my missus came with my to a visit to my doctors

    As I don't like injections she promised to distract me, an eyeful of b00bies definitely takes your mind off it

    Then it was more a case of trying not to be too obvious to the doctor
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      #52
      I like to appreciate women for what they really are and look at the whole person so its

      1. Hair
      2. Face
      3. Tits
      4. Flat stomach
      5. Child bearing hips or not.
      6. Camel toe or lack of it.
      7. Legs
      8.Shoulders from the back.
      9. Bum
      10. Biscuits & legs .


      see ladies I'm interested in all you have to offer so stop looking at the Bald head, double chin and the paunch then rushing for the sick bag its just rude!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #53
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        You unromantic nincompoop

        Where are the legs?!
        Iiiii laddie but legs apart she's marvellous!

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          #54
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          You have to learn the art of manliness from AtW.

          BTW, was it the doctor's b00bies?
          No it was the missus
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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