That lady contractor sat ... (NSFW)

[BolshieBastard]

She looks a size 6. I am a size 49.

And!?

[FatLazyContractor]

And!?

I have plenty of trainer socks. Don't need anymore.

[darmstadt]

... diagonally opposite to me wearing a black top ... I know you are browsing CUK. I walked past you a little while ago and noticed the landing page on your screen.

Not sure who you are here though! Identify yourself.

Recognizing me shouldn't be very difficult

Why wouldn't you just ask her?

Because I am WFH and I am bored!

Eh?

[FatLazyContractor]

Eh?

FFS, you of all people darmstadt !

[northernladuk]

... diagonally opposite to me wearing a black top ... I know you are browsing CUK. I walked past you a little while ago and noticed the landing page on your screen.

Not sure who you are here though! Identify yourself.

Recognizing me shouldn't be very difficult

[NotAllThere]

... diagonally opposite to me wearing a black top ... I know you are browsing CUK. I walked past you a little while ago and noticed the landing page on your screen.

Not sure who you are here though! Identify yourself.

Recognizing me shouldn't be very difficult

Because I am WFH and I am bored!

So she's sitting diagonally opposite to you, and you're working from home? She's your mum.

[BolshieBastard]

I have plenty of trainer socks. Don't need anymore.

Why would you try and get in her knickers with your feet?

[TykeMerc]

Why would you try and get in her knickers with your feet?

Safest not to even contemplate people's foibles like that.

[mudskipper]

Is this going to turn into zeity's syphilis story?

[eek]

No but think how many female CUKer's you know working in Yorkshire at the moment. Then think of the power their yield....