Palace steps up Andrew denials

[TykeMerc]

Indeed. The only shaggable prince is Harry, although he's a bit too young for me. I guess he takes after his father

Who's that then?

[Zippy]

Looking on the positive side, it should stop the gay rumours. He's still a shape-shifting alien lizard though.

[Paddy]

Humm... consistant...

[mudskipper]

Humm... consistant...

I don't want to know what the woman in the background is doing.

[Paddy]

Indeed. The only shaggable prince is Harry, although he's a bit too young for me. I guess he takes after his father

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[mudskipper]

Duke of York strenuously denies he had ten thousand men

[xoggoth]

My Website

You work for the US government? Intriguing.

[FatLazyContractor]

What's the difference between the Queen and Prince Andrew?

He makes you get down on both knees.

[d000hg]

Do you recall as a child the secret to a good lie would be to offer continuous denial?

It's also a good tactic when you're accused of something you didn't do of course. Claiming you're not a witch doesn't prove it either way

[Sysman]

Duke of York strenuously denies he had ten thousand men

That was a headline waiting to happen.

I'm only surprised it took so long.

Or was it done to death back in the 80s?