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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDeep stuff there NF.
As usual I prefer a more pragmatic philosophy. If I think I exist, does it f* matter if I really do or not?
PS If you start studying philosophy and begin to doubt that you really exist, perhaps you will cease to do so. Keep clear.Comment
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He originally said 'Je pense, donc Je suis' cos he was a Frog
PS Sorry to have to tell you but the App says you do not exist either.
PPS Hang on! it says I do notbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by vwdan View PostI can't decide if that idea sucks or if it simply stops some awkward conversations surrounding my life if I happen to meet a diety after death.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI drink, therefore I am.
I invoice therefore I am.
Oops. Will I cease to exist at the end of this month?
I am benched therefore I am doesn't have the same appeal.Last edited by Sysman; 11 December 2014, 20:54.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostSay what? Is that a god that is picky with their food?Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostSurely this one for CUK:
I invoice therefore I am.
Oops. Will I cease to exist at the end of this month?
I am benched therefore I am doesn't have the same appeal.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI have looked up his details on Wikipedia and run them through yet another of my infallible Android apps which shows almost conclusively that he did not exist and therefore his non existent comments have no validity.
PS Sorry to have to tell you but the App says you do not exist either.
PPS Hang on! it says I do notComment
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