Proof I exist

[xoggoth]

I already have a degree in Philosophy

I have a degree in Chemical Engineering. If you can design a distillation column, the meaning of life is a trivial (and totally irrelevant) concept.

[SpontaneousOrder]

'I am, therefore I'll think' - John Galt

[stek]

Deep stuff there NF.

As usual I prefer a more pragmatic philosophy. If I think I exist, does it f* matter if I really do or not?

PS If you start studying philosophy and begin to doubt that you really exist, perhaps you will cease to do so. Keep clear.

He originally said 'Je pense, donc Je suis' cos he was a Frog.

[xoggoth]

He originally said 'Je pense, donc Je suis' cos he was a Frog

I have looked up his details on Wikipedia and run them through yet another of my infallible Android apps which shows almost conclusively that he did not exist and therefore his non existent comments have no validity.

PS Sorry to have to tell you but the App says you do not exist either.
PPS Hang on! it says I do not

[Dactylion]

I can't decide if that idea sucks or if it simply stops some awkward conversations surrounding my life if I happen to meet a diety after death.

Say what? Is that a god that is picky with their food?

[Sysman]

I drink, therefore I am.

Surely this one for CUK:

I invoice therefore I am.

Oops. Will I cease to exist at the end of this month?

I am benched therefore I am doesn't have the same appeal.

[vwdan]

Say what? Is that a god that is picky with their food?

Not picky, just in moderation!

[norrahe]

Surely this one for CUK:

I invoice therefore I am.

Oops. Will I cease to exist at the end of this month?

I am benched therefore I am doesn't have the same appeal.

I'm benched therefore I don't (invoice) ?

[mudskipper]

I have looked up his details on Wikipedia and run them through yet another of my infallible Android apps which shows almost conclusively that he did not exist and therefore his non existent comments have no validity.

PS Sorry to have to tell you but the App says you do not exist either.
PPS Hang on! it says I do not

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