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12 December 2014, 10:24

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She is a good drunk, I am confident I am safe as long as I keep my trousers on this time

And I intend to empty my bag of everything except money, phone, Oyster card and hotel key. Having 4 men rummage around my handbag is not something I wish to repeat...

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12 December 2014, 10:29

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She is a good drunk, I am confident I am safe as long as I keep my trousers on this time

If a little uncoordinated.....

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12 December 2014, 11:19

Right, one badly wrapped Secret Santa done.

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12 December 2014, 11:57

Could some please bring sticky tape? I've got the paper but couldn't bring myself to buy yet another roll since I've got a mile of the stuff at home..

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12 December 2014, 11:59

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Could some please bring sticky tape? I've got the paper but couldn't bring myself to buy yet another roll since I've got a mile of the stuff at home..

Will do

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12 December 2014, 12:52

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And I intend to empty my bag of everything except money, phone, Oyster card and hotel key. Having 4 men rummage around my handbag is not something I wish to repeat...

It was hilarious though!

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12 December 2014, 13:19

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And I intend to empty my bag of everything except money, phone, Oyster card and hotel key. Having 4 men rummage around my handbag is not something I wish to repeat...

Well, I have never heard it called that!

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12 December 2014, 13:39

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Could some please bring sticky tape? I've got the paper but couldn't bring myself to buy yet another roll since I've got a mile of the stuff at home..

If you hadn't banned KentPhilip he could have lent you some duck tape.

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12 December 2014, 16:42

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Could some please bring sticky tape? I've got the paper but couldn't bring myself to buy yet another roll since I've got a mile of the stuff at home..

Stationary cupboard visited

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12 December 2014, 16:43

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