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    #11
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    What are the kids getting this year ? Packs of batteries with 'Toys not included' written on them ? An action man deserter ?
    A copy of the Watchtower explaining why there should be no Christmas at all.

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      #12
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      A copy of the Watchtower explaining why there should be no Christmas at all.
      Don't you have to pay for that when they come to the door ??
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        Don't you have to pay for that when they come to the door ??
        They have to pay for their shiny door-to-door suits somehow.

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          #14
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Don't you have to pay for that when they come to the door ??
          Dunno, i get mine from a relative.

          B^stards came round when i was cooking my turkey once

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            #15
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            Dunno, i get mine from a relative.

            B^stards came round when i was cooking my turkey once
            Only in Yorkshire would someone even suggest sharing Watchtower around the family
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #16
              Interesting news on the subject:

              Nearly one in two men feel depressed over Christmas, survey reveals

              Clearly these men are not embracing their miserable old bastardness. Feel mean and rejoice guys!
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                You should try telling your family to their face what you think of them. I did a few years ago - hardly seen any of them since.

                Childrens' presents are a new chimney brush.

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                  #18
                  that would have been fun to watch...

                  but ultimately never worth the effort

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                    #19
                    Save on tinsel by having your elderly granddad around to sneeze on the tree.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Save on tinsel by having your elderly granddad around to sneeze on the tree.
                      aren't you in the California? Isn't it something like 1:30am
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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