How successful are you?

[d000hg]

I didn't know you worked out in my home gym?

Did you not wonder why you had to take weights off the bar before you started every day?

[MyUserName]

5 although 6 if you count the fact I exercise at home as there being a gym at home

[minestrone]

Most successful thing I ever did was meet my wife.









(she is minted)

[PurpleGorilla]

Proud to say I score ZERO.

A complete load of pretentious💩.

[Bunk]

3. A cleaner
12. Home gym (Well, the building has a gym for residents)
22. Shopping at Waitrose
23. Electric garage doors
30. Eating lobster (Mmm, Hawksmoor)
31. His and hers sinks
33. TV in every room (not in the bathrooms, but there's a spare TV in the cupboard that could go there.)
41. Facebook page littered with holiday pictures
49. First name terms with the pub landlord

Just as well I didn't buy a new TV on Black Friday or I might have hit 10

[EternalOptimist]

50 signs that you are a Chav.

[Platypus]

I'm really surprised at some of you. Without even trying I've a few. Just for the record, I saw the list in the Times, not the tulipty DM

2. Children at public school (when they were young enough)
3. A cleaner (not anymore, did have for ages)
7. Children’s riding lessons (when they were young enough)
15. Personal number plate (until I sold the car whereupon I decided that personal plates are a liability, so let it go)
22. Shopping at Waitrose - of course, nothing else will do
30. Eating lobster - I have eaten lobster, but don't every week
36. 400 thread count sheets - I have some, but not all my bedding is 400 thread Egyptian cotton
49. First name terms with the pub landlord - I should hope so, I spend almost all my spare time in there)

I certainly haven't made it, more like lost it

[mudskipper]

I'm really surprised at some of you. Without even trying I've a few. Just for the record, I saw the list in the Times, not the tulipty DM

2. Children at public school (when they were young enough) - so not any more
3. A cleaner (not anymore, did have for ages) - so not any more
7. Children’s riding lessons (when they were young enough) - so not any more
15. Personal number plate (until I sold the car whereupon I decided that personal plates are a liability, so let it go) - so not any more
22. Shopping at Waitrose - of course, nothing else will do
30. Eating lobster - I have eaten lobster, but don't every week - this month? We'll call that a no
36. 400 thread count sheets - I have some, but not all my bedding is 400 thread Egyptian cotton
49. First name terms with the pub landlord - I should hope so, I spend almost all my spare time in there)

I certainly haven't made it, more like lost it

I make that 2.5

[SteelyDan]

If these are the 50 signs of success I'm proud to be a failure says SARAH VINE | Daily Mail Online

Are these the symbols of success?

If so, then I'm doing tulip. I got 2.

Were these the 2 you have?:

41. Facebook page littered with someone else's holiday pictures

43. Lazy Susan which you got from Ikea.

[eek]

We have a cleaner.

Given the chance of being near one I shop at Booths. I suppose that could be waitrose but I find Waitrose a bit too meh for my liking and given the choice of Waitrose or Morrisons would head to the latter...