New name for female masturbation - what should it be?

[GlenW]

AIUI that was the whole point of the song, the censors didn't realise that Frigging was a reference to sex.

Urban Dictionary: Frigging

Ah got it!
So not just used for a lady playing with her meat curtains then.

[DodgyAgent]

Wankher

[mudskipper]

I thought it was already commonly know as "frigging" certainly was when i was in school

+1.

[vetran]

Ah got it!
So not just used for a lady playing with her meat curtains then.

yes but how would that sound in a swedish accent?

'I am Inga from Swveden, please to help me with my frigging'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YASXnxeBsLE

[BolshieBastard]

Im not using up one of my 25 free accesses to the torygraph to see what's been suggested or what its called now.

I thought flicking the bean was apt although I did laugh at 'Jill off'!

[NotAllThere]

When I were a lad, frigging was the insertion of a finger into the vagina. But I doubt we knew what a clitoris was in those days.

What's wrong with "masturbation" as a word for "female masturbation". Perhaps it's only in Swedish that there's only a word for male masturbation. Masturbation simply means "self-inducing an orgasm". There's no connotation of gender in English.

[zoco]

Dunno.

Never heard of it.

Not much need for it when yours truly's around