What's the biggest lie ever told...

[MyUserName]

The contract perfectly matches my working practices

[DaveB]

We're all in this together.

[SimonMac]

That's a lie

Don't argue with him, if he had any sense he would work out he can change the tread title to not make him look a muppet

[TheFaQQer]

You're a preacher?

I mean, the thread title is "What's the biggest lie you've ever told?"

Oh dear

[mudskipper]

Don't argue with him, if he had any sense he would work out he can change the tread title to not make him look a muppet

I assumed he was making a joke not being thick.

[TheFaQQer]

I assumed he was making a joke not being thick.

Ah, that famous NAT sense of humour

[OwlHoot]

"It was all the bankers' fault"

[BolshieBastard]

Im leaving my wife for you.

[vwdan]

"I've read your CV and I have a role which I think would be perfect for you"

[northernladuk]

We won't contact your references unless you get the gig. Client policy innit.