May your radiators be forever blocked and your chutney double dipped.
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Modern pythonesque insults
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'Suity, you are like a festering breast, with an ebola virus for a nipple'
that wasnt one of mine, it was Eeks'.
what did you mean by that Eek ??(\__/)
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Modern pythonesque insults
May your nipples always be erect in public and you be forever doomed to work with SuityLast edited by SimonMac; 17 November 2014, 12:49.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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May you be an IT recruitment agent.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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You don't frighten us, IR35 pigeon dodgers. Go and boil your bottoms on a radiator, you sons of Andyw's Mum. I lick my chutney spoon at you, so-called "Andy Wan King," you and all your silly English expats.
can't improve on this apart from renaming NLYUK in my mind.
Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
[A guard sniggers]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[More sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
[Sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[Both guards snigger]
Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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