Dear Today, Liebe Heute

[suityou01]

Please FOAD. Seriously.

Suddenly my suitcase has shrunk. Or is some kind of inverse Tardis. Then literally my clothes leap out of it and attack me.
Coathangers suddenly have a peverse desire to hang on every crease in my clothing rather than get in the suitcase.

Striding into the shower, the shower door swings end on at just the wrong moment having been open for some minutes. Much pain and swearing.

I literally sat on the bed afraid to leave the room.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to update a single cell in a spreadsheet. The laptop decided to take a short holiday, then change the data type of the cell, then another holiday.

What's up with today?

[FatLazyContractor]

I just spent 10 minutes trying to update a single cell in a spreadsheet. The laptop decided to take a short holiday, then change the data type of the cell, then another holiday.

What's up with today?

Are you cut out to be a contractor Suity?

[suityou01]

Are you cut out to be a contractor Suity?

:suicde:

:sucide:

suicide:

[Jubber]

What's up with today?

4 litres of Loopy Juice ?

[barrydidit]

Your travel guide needs updating:

- check whether the proposed establishment supplies coat hangers.

That should solve one of your issues at least.

[Pondlife]

Are you cut out to be a contractor Suity?

This is contractor alchemy. Suity has managed to turn each cell in a spreadsheet into a tenner.

[suityou01]

4 litres of Loopy Juice ?

I see no connection from being heavily refreshed and this morning's inanimate objects mutiny.

[FatLazyContractor]

What's new Suity?

- Taxi broke down?
- Client coffee machine broken?
- Tea pot cracked ?
- Client co ran out of loo roll?

We are very concerned about your wellbeing ....

[suityou01]

What's new Suity?

- Taxi broke down?
- Client coffee machine broken?
- Tea pot cracked ?
- Client co ran out of loo roll?

We are very concerned about your wellbeing ....

Thanks MF

Taxi worked just fine although the driver spoke no English so we had to converse in German which did not fit in with my early morning malaise.
Coffee machine works fine. On my second cup, Gott Sei Dank.
Teapot has a crack in it, but it has been there for ages. Still quite functional.
I turned one out at the hotel so don't yet know. Presumably at some point I will need to clean my glasses and will then go in search of loo roll.

Thanks for your concern.

[FatLazyContractor]

Thanks MF

Stop being mean like Mudskipper, will you?!