Reply to: Dear Today, Liebe Heute

[mudskipper]

True, the one who called you a bellend.

As a point of order, I said he was being a bellend, not that he is a bellend.

The first implies the situation can be remedied, the second implies permanence, but perhaps I was being overly optimistic.

[suityou01]

Sure., By the way, what game are you playing on your mobile these days while taking a dump?

Angry turds.

[FatLazyContractor]

Loo roll check has come sooner rather than later. Must be the pumpkin seeds.

Wait there FLC, I shall report back in a jiffy.

Sure., By the way, what game are you playing on your mobile these days while taking a dump?

[suityou01]

just seen your other thread - if you are going to drink 4 liters of wheat beer on a school night you are going to have a bad time..

Unrelated.

HTH

PS Bountiful supply of loo roll.

[original PM]

just seen your other thread - if you are going to drink 4 liters of wheat beer on a school night you are going to have a bad time..

[suityou01]

Loo roll check has come sooner rather than later. Must be the pumpkin seeds.

Wait there FLC, I shall report back in a jiffy.

[original PM]

Oh I have to laugh at this as I also have days where the most inanimate of objects does not play ball.

Oh well enjoy and drink some beer later

[suityou01]

Its called a hangover

Pooper, listen. Yes I was hanging, out of my pooperscooter, but this is not related. This was a mutiny, plain and simple.

[scooterscot]

Please FOAD. Seriously.

Suddenly my suitcase has shrunk. Or is some kind of inverse Tardis. Then literally my clothes leap out of it and attack me.
Coathangers suddenly have a peverse desire to hang on every crease in my clothing rather than get in the suitcase.

Striding into the shower, the shower door swings end on at just the wrong moment having been open for some minutes. Much pain and swearing.

I literally sat on the bed afraid to leave the room.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to update a single cell in a spreadsheet. The laptop decided to take a short holiday, then change the data type of the cell, then another holiday.

What's up with today?

Its called a hangover

[suityou01]

True, the one who called you a bellend.

Yes. Impressive she managed that after that house fell on her.

[FatLazyContractor]

Compare me not to the leathery snaggle toothed drone.

True, the one who called you a bellend.

[suityou01]

Stop being mean like Mudskipper, will you?!

Compare me not to the leathery snaggle toothed drone.

[FatLazyContractor]

Thanks MF

Stop being mean like Mudskipper, will you?!

[suityou01]

What's new Suity?

- Taxi broke down?
- Client coffee machine broken?
- Tea pot cracked ?
- Client co ran out of loo roll?

We are very concerned about your wellbeing ....

Thanks MF

Taxi worked just fine although the driver spoke no English so we had to converse in German which did not fit in with my early morning malaise.
Coffee machine works fine. On my second cup, Gott Sei Dank.
Teapot has a crack in it, but it has been there for ages. Still quite functional.
I turned one out at the hotel so don't yet know. Presumably at some point I will need to clean my glasses and will then go in search of loo roll.

Thanks for your concern.

[FatLazyContractor]

What's new Suity?

- Taxi broke down?
- Client coffee machine broken?
- Tea pot cracked ?
- Client co ran out of loo roll?

We are very concerned about your wellbeing ....