Dear Today, Liebe Heute

[suityou01]

Stop being mean like Mudskipper, will you?!

Compare me not to the leathery snaggle toothed drone.

[FatLazyContractor]

Compare me not to the leathery snaggle toothed drone.

True, the one who called you a bellend.

[suityou01]

True, the one who called you a bellend.

Yes. Impressive she managed that after that house fell on her.

[scooterscot]

Please FOAD. Seriously.

Suddenly my suitcase has shrunk. Or is some kind of inverse Tardis. Then literally my clothes leap out of it and attack me.
Coathangers suddenly have a peverse desire to hang on every crease in my clothing rather than get in the suitcase.

Striding into the shower, the shower door swings end on at just the wrong moment having been open for some minutes. Much pain and swearing.

I literally sat on the bed afraid to leave the room.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to update a single cell in a spreadsheet. The laptop decided to take a short holiday, then change the data type of the cell, then another holiday.

What's up with today?

Its called a hangover

[suityou01]

Its called a hangover

Pooper, listen. Yes I was hanging, out of my pooperscooter, but this is not related. This was a mutiny, plain and simple.

[original PM]

Oh I have to laugh at this as I also have days where the most inanimate of objects does not play ball.

Oh well enjoy and drink some beer later

[suityou01]

Loo roll check has come sooner rather than later. Must be the pumpkin seeds.

Wait there FLC, I shall report back in a jiffy.

[original PM]

just seen your other thread - if you are going to drink 4 liters of wheat beer on a school night you are going to have a bad time..

[suityou01]

just seen your other thread - if you are going to drink 4 liters of wheat beer on a school night you are going to have a bad time..

Unrelated.

HTH

PS Bountiful supply of loo roll.

[FatLazyContractor]

Loo roll check has come sooner rather than later. Must be the pumpkin seeds.

Wait there FLC, I shall report back in a jiffy.

Sure., By the way, what game are you playing on your mobile these days while taking a dump?