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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Coming from you that's basically a commendation.

    You sit there with a dead laptop bleating about holiday requests and how you can't write up your requirements workshop minutes, I'll be getting some work done.
    It bit. Too easy.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      It bit. Too easy.
      If it makes you feel better.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        I always have my own laptop on my own network next to the client's one.

        I never access google (or CUK) on the client's network.
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #24
          You brought your own teapot in though, right?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            It bit. Too easy.
            Considering this spurred you to create a thread to insult me, I think we know who did the biting.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Considering this spurred you to create a thread to insult me, I think we know who did the biting.
              Linky?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Linky?
                Alright, used a new thread to insult me. Clearly I'm in your thoughts.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Urine is sterile. Until it leaves the bladder.
                  No it isn't. Unless you've got an infection it's usually fairly clean, but it isn't sterile.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    • Lack of desks: Tick
                    • Lack of power sockets: Tick
                    • Little white boxes (and sometimes larger black boxes) placed every 5 metres: Tick
                    • Lots of biscuits and cakes littered on filing cabinets (providing sustenance for the denizens of said white boxes): Tick


                    Welcome to 90% of offices in the UK and 99.99% in London.
                    You missed out the offices where there aren't enough ******* desk chairs.

                    So you find one of the rare spare desks and there is nothing to sit on, so you have to take a chair out of one the meeting rooms that doesn't quite fit under the desk.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      No it isn't. Unless you've got an infection it's usually fairly clean, but it isn't sterile.
                      WIkipedia is particularly clear on whether it is or isn't:

                      Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra, where epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[3] Current research suggests urine is not even sterile in the bladder.[4]
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