Civilisation comes to Germany finally

[darmstadt]

Only BP meds. Have you lived in Germany too long and lost your sense of humour?

Yep, apparently my German friends say I'm more German than the Germans

[suityou01]

Yep, apparently my German friends say I'm more German than the Germans

Have a cup of proper English tea. And don't use teabags FFS.

Should bring you round. If not I'll pop up and take you for 10 pints of lager and a ruby.

[d000hg]

Is that a proper English ruby to go with the proper English tea?

[Bunk]

Oh Suity, you're such a cliché

[BrilloPad]

As the allies advanced on Berlin in 45, Hitler would have told Eva to put the kettle on and we'd all be speaking German.

Do you have to drag up the war again?

[BrilloPad]

Only BP meds. Have you lived in Germany too long and lost your sense of humour?

You are on EPO and cocaine? I thought I was the only one....

[FatLazyContractor]

Have a cup of proper English tea. And don't use teabags FFS.

Should bring you round. If not I'll pop up and take you for 10 pints of lager and a ruby.

Have you ever tasted a cup of Yorkshire Tea (made from the teabag), my lord?!

[suityou01]

Have you ever tasted a cup of Yorkshire Tea (made from the teabag), my lord?!

I know! You can really taste the paper.

[FatLazyContractor]

By request I brought my teapot, strainer, loose leaf tea and woolly tea cosy to Germany to make the heathen English tea.

Fine bone china Made in England?

[FatLazyContractor]

I know! You can really taste the paper.

Better than tasting the strainer