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    #51
    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    Ouch! I ran away before they had a chance to do it.
    I want it on record that I do not have 100K in any bank here or anywhere else in the space-time continuum.

    Were they after 100k ? how long will they pursue it for ?

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      #52
      Originally posted by Andyw
      Were they after 100k ? how long will they pursue it for ?
      You made up the number of 100K.
      Blair, you cannot reach me now,
      No matter how you try,
      Goodbye cruel Labour,
      Your end is nigh.

      International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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        #53
        Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
        You made up the number of 100K.

        Nope I distinctivley recall your earlier post mentioning the number 100k <ring ring ><Hello Inland Revenue, how may I help you>

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          #54
          Originally posted by Andyw
          Prik ! you dont know who I know or anything so shut it ! and yes I can think of at least 5 people straight off the top of my head !
          The following do not count:

          Richard Branson
          Donald Trump
          Sir Alan Sugar
          Bill Gates
          Sir Jeffrey Archer

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            #55
            Originally posted by Ardesco
            The following do not count:

            Richard Branson
            Donald Trump
            Sir Alan Sugar
            Bill Gates
            Sir Jeffrey Archer


            You forgot Ardesco !

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              #56
              When have I ever said I have a couple of 100k sitting in the bank?

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                #57
                Originally posted by Ardesco
                If you don't like you bank you can always go and use another one. I think you'll find that bank charges are quite reasonable one you have £500,000 to invest. You'll never pay bank charges again they are reserved for the poor common people who don't earn much

                erm.....

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by bfg
                  NOT a good idea to have that much cash visible to HMRC, you WILL get a PAYE compliance review and lots of other nasty things, they will want to get their hands on that pile of cash for sure.
                  WTF you talking about? 2 years of cash that I referred to should obviously in your personal bank account - already cleared of all necessary taxes.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Andyw
                    erm.....
                    Where does it say in that statement that I personally have £500,000 stuffed away in a bank account? I take you have never worked in Investmant Banking .

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Ardesco
                      I take you have never worked in Investmant Banking .

                      unfortunately I have, Chase Manhattan, and the experience still haunts me to this day ! <shudder>

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