are you allowed to ask questions on this site?

[SueEllen]

Yes of course you are.

I would ask you: Do you think you are either funny or original?

He's throwing his toys out of the pram because he asked a question that no-one could answer due to it:
1. Being ambiguous
2. Using buzz words

[turbowoowoo]

I see the usual suspects have taken their comedy genius pills again.

what useful value you seem to add to this site.

you must all be very proud....

[eek]

I see the usual suspects have taken their comedy genius pills again.

what useful value you seem to add to this site.

you must all be very proud....

I think this link will answer all your questions.

[woohoo]

So that other posters can view learn, improve and contribute ?

Or should we just

a, ask our accountant (common response from some old hands zzzzzzzzz)
b, read the FAQ's (sometimes its not practical to read hours of docs)
c, grow a pair.

just asking

Note I did ask my accountant and he said I don't know, I read the FAQ and couldn't locate the information and I seem to have found some balls...

Your user name is too close to my user name. Out of principle I'm going to reply to all your questions with the same answer, Paddington bear still likes honey, probably.

[darmstadt]

I see the usual suspects have taken their comedy genius pills again.

what useful value you seem to add to this site.

you must all be very proud....

[Goatfell]

...questions about whether I can claim the mother in law's love toys against tax however will generate the full force of ridicule.
HTH

Gee thanks, that's a mental image I really, really didn't need

[d000hg]

I see the usual suspects have taken their comedy genius pills again.

what useful value you seem to add to this site.

you must all be very proud....

Get a grip.

[kaiser78]

Please play nicely everyone - I don't like it when mummy and daddy argue

[I just need to test it]

I have a question.

We have a help desk that can sometimes help, but often doesn't.

i.e. I was unable to connect remotely. I called to raise a ticket to sort my problem, leaving them my telephone number.

They emailed me to say I needed to re-request access. And closed the ticket saying I had approved its closure. Naturally the first I learned of this was when I got back into the office.

And sometimes, as they did today, they send a "How did we do?" email inviting us to complete a questionnaire.

I snapped today. In completing the questionnaire I may have mentioned they were stupid. I may have mentioned they were cretins.

The red mist has gone now. Should I apologise?

[alreadypacked]

I have a question.

We have a help desk that can sometimes help, but often doesn't.

i.e. I was unable to connect remotely. I called to raise a ticket to sort my problem, leaving them my telephone number.

They emailed me to say I needed to re-request access. And closed the ticket saying I had approved its closure. Naturally the first I learned of this was when I got back into the office.

And sometimes, as they did today, they send a "How did we do?" email inviting us to complete a questionnaire.

I snapped today. In completing the questionnaire I may have mentioned they were stupid. I may have mentioned they were cretins.

The red mist has gone now. Should I apologise?

Only if what you said was un-true.