Things women say

[SQLSwerver]

But you watch Dr Who on the 4K projector, yes?

She has some say in what items she has to dust. You see we have what is known as "a relationship". This involves sharing and living together. Also, my self worth isn't bound up in having control over my income, and I won't die a sad lonely man.

True, but clearly your self-worth IS wholly dependant upon having any relationship whatsoever, regardless of how one-sided it is.

As for your status at the time of death...jury is still out on that one, bud.

Forget the wife for an evening and try a strip club. Should inject some much needed testosterone, methinks.

[cojak]

This one's yours NAT...

Nope, I really didn't like this one.

[NotAllThere]

I should have said "despised sad lonely old man".

[SimonMac]

Things women say

Thank you, may I have another 😜

[OwlHoot]

Drives me fecking mad.

I sit at the opposite end of a long living room to the telly, but seem to have a semi-permanent football crowd behind my right ear.

Well you should be ok, as long as they don't start throwing bottles.