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I don't see what it has to do with either wife - statistically, the odds are very high indeed that you are substantially outearning your respective spouses, he who pays the 4k chooses the screen size and all that, so both girls need to get their paws out of your wallets. -
I was the one who bought said TV in the end.Originally posted by SQLSwerver View PostI don't see what it has to do with either wife - statistically, the odds are very high indeed that you are substantially outearning your respective spouses, he who pays the 4k chooses the screen size and all that, so both girls need to get their paws out of your wallets.
As Mr N is a permie I don't think I'll be getting a similarly expensive prezzie for my 40th this year.Comment
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1) It's not about the money, it's about whether you want your living room to be a living room or a shrine to the TV - something that can have very detrimental effect on a relationship.Originally posted by SQLSwerver View PostI don't see what it has to do with either wife - statistically, the odds are very high indeed that you are substantially outearning your respective spouses, he who pays the 4k chooses the screen size and all that, so both girls need to get their paws out of your wallets.
2) They may or may not "substantially outearn" their wives. However, that's a huge assumption on your part. At least one of the wives in question has a career which probably means she substantially outearns the average sql server contractor.
3) The concept of a relationship is that each party contributes in the way that suits the relationship best. Saying that the money is mine and I'll spend it on whatever I want is a fairly sure fire way to ensure you lose half of it in the divorce courts...
But each to their own.Comment
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FYI, I'm in a permanently bad mood.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDoes rather explain your mood swings.
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Not that high....Originally posted by SQLSwerver View PostI don't see what it has to do with either wife - statistically, the odds are very high indeed that you are substantially outearning your respective spouses, he who pays the 4k chooses the screen size and all that, so both girls need to get their paws out of your wallets."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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It's a telly.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post1) It's not about the money, it's about whether you want your living room to be a living room or a shrine to the TV - something that can have very detrimental effect on a relationship.
You do realise that men (do I need to specify "as a group"?) outearn women, don't you? Given that you do, then no, actually it's a pretty safe estimate. As for this alleged superwoman - well, I'll see her, and raise you my girlfriends Kelly Brook and Jessica Alba.2) They may or may not "substantially outearn" their wives. However, that's a huge assumption on your part. At least one of the wives in question has a career which probably means she substantially outearns the average sql server contractor.
That's a very long-standing argument against marriage, but you've just put it better than I've read in years.3) The concept of a relationship is that each party contributes in the way that suits the relationship best. Saying that the money is mine and I'll spend it on whatever I want is a fairly sure fire way to ensure you lose half of it in the divorce courts...
Better yet, to each his own.But each to their own.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostFYI, I'm in a permanently bad mood.
Finally we have something in common.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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But you watch Dr Who on the 4K projector, yes?Originally posted by cojak View PostThings men say:
"What?! There's years left in that and the picture's excellent!"
So I'm stuck with a humongous 36" CRT (it was expensive new, mind...)
She has some say in what items she has to dust. You see we have what is known as "a relationship". This involves sharing and living together. Also, my self worth isn't bound up in having control over my income, and I won't die a sad lonely man.Originally posted by SQLSwerver View PostI don't see what it has to do with either wife...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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How does it sound from the kitchen?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDrives me fecking mad.
I sit at the opposite end of a long living room to the telly, but seem to have a semi-permanent football crowd behind my right ear.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHow does it sound from the kitchen?
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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