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    #11
    Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

    IGMC

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      #12
      The Fast Show - Best of Swiss Toni - YouTube

      OSWTQ

      nicely done.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
        Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

        IGMC
        This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.

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          #14
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.
          ohh you are naughty!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.
            So am I, now.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.

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                #17
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.
                which end-oh?
                Last edited by vetran; 17 October 2014, 10:26.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.
                  If you want an innuendo thread I'll give you one

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
                    Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

                    IGMC
                    One costs alot more than the other...

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                      #20
                      A mate at college confided unhappily that his new model always demanded he use the choke.

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