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[I just need to test it]

A mate at college confided unhappily that his new model always demanded he use the choke.

[BrilloPad]

Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

IGMC

One costs alot more than the other...

[Archangel]

We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.

If you want an innuendo thread I'll give you one

[vetran]

We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.

which end-oh?

[mudskipper]

We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.

[MaryPoppins]

This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.

So am I, now.

[vetran]

This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.

ohh you are naughty!

[mudskipper]

Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

IGMC

This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.

[vetran]

The Fast Show - Best of Swiss Toni - YouTube

OSWTQ

nicely done.

[ZARDOZ]

Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

IGMC

[alluvial]

I think to lose one's virginity, penetration is a requirement. Doesn't mean he couldn't have fondled her bumpers as well.

But is he a giver or a receiver?

[I just need to test it]

If you penetrate the car exhaust shortly after driving it you've every chance of ending up with a hot rod.

Has anyone seen my coat?

[mudskipper]

Damn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...

Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?

Max Factor

Ah, we had that as "Why did Nivea Cream?"...

[darmstadt]

oldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.

Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust!

Damn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...

Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?

Max Factor

[vetran]

oldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.

Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust!