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A mate at college confided unhappily that his new model always demanded he use the choke.
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One costs alot more than the other...Originally posted by ZARDOZ View PostMaking love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .
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This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.Originally posted by ZARDOZ View PostMaking love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .
IGMC
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Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .
IGMC
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If you penetrate the car exhaust shortly after driving it you've every chance of ending up with a hot rod.
Has anyone seen my coat?
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Ah, we had that as "Why did Nivea Cream?"...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDamn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...
Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?
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Damn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...Originally posted by vetran View Postoldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.
Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust!
Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?
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oldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.
Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust!
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