Euromillions £111m tonight.

[alluvial]

Well, seeing as how odds of 1 in 11,653,180 are such obviously good odds, I decided to buy 10 tickets. After all, didn't Terry Pratchet say that 1 in a million chances happen nine times out of ten?

£7.80, would probably have been better off puting my twenty quid on a random longshort nag.

Thinking about it, I wonder how many people would buy a ticket if they quoted the probability of winning as 0.00000000858%. As someone pointed out previously, you really do have a vanishingly small chance of winning this game.

[vetran]

Even at London prices?

You lucky girl he is taking you to Wetherspoons.

[scooterscot]

Looks like another rollover, was actually £114M, I "won" £4.80 last night.

Another????

Okay I'm in for another gamble. Just one more. The final one. Now's there's final hits and final hits, which kind is this to be?

[GlenW]

If I win it I'll be able to afford to be the arsehole I've always wanted to be.

[MarillionFan]

If I win it I'll be able to afford to be the arsehole I've always wanted to be.

They say that money changes a person. But as you're already an arsehole I guess it doesn't matter in your case.

[GlenW]

They say that money changes a person. But as you're already an arsehole I guess it doesn't matter in your case.

I may be an arsehole now but if I won I'd be an even bigger arsehole. A subject I hear you know a lot about.