I'll have mine sent over from the vault as soon as I've checked the latest gold prices.
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Mudskipper - Euro Lottery?
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Ten rather scruffy looking fivers of which one is slightly ripped, one was definitely in a stripper's thong, a couple that probably still have traces of charlie and one that was almost certainly given to a waitress in Hooters based on the "Nice Rack!" and a phone number scribbled on it have been stuffed into a poundland shopping bag and hidden behind the urinals in the gent's toilets of your local boozer.Comment
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Money from Faq, platypus and vwdan has arrived safely and is safely held in the account of my Nigerian Prince friend pending investment.
Pondy - doesn't look like your grubby fivers made it through customs yet - will check again later.Comment
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Can I play?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Sorry - our syndicate is full - limited to 7 because of £350 limit.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostCan I play?Comment
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Sell him your share for £100 MSOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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We could take a vote - he'd only need 3 people on his side.Originally posted by d000hg View PostSell him your share for £100 MSComment
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I only have 500euro notes...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAre there smaller notes?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Transferred into the same account as last time, couldn't put a reference or message in as doing it in my phone so did £50.01 so you know it's mineOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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