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a little Tuesday irony...

7 October 2014, 09:51

Halfords; we fit...

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7 October 2014, 09:55

I quite like this one in the local news.

Police find drugs hidden in man’s underpants after stopping his car in Pratts Bottom

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7 October 2014, 11:07

Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I quite like this one in the local news.

Police find drugs hidden in man’s underpants after stopping his car in Pratts Bottom

And also on that page:-

Forest Hill man died after vibrator became stuck in his bottom (From News Shopper)
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7 October 2014, 12:37

Originally posted by ASB View Post

And also on that page:-

Forest Hill man died after vibrator became stuck in his bottom (From News Shopper)

People should think about the risks of a perforated bowel before shoving any old thing up their bottoms. Or invest in something proper. Poor fella.

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7 October 2014, 13:21

Here's another

A men-only UN conference on gender equality? If only it was a joke | Life and style | The Guardian
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7 October 2014, 14:03

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

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A men-only UN conference on gender equality? If only it was a joke | Life and style | The Guardian

What's the problem with that? Surely it's men who need to learn more about gender equality?

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7 October 2014, 14:59

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

People should think ~~about the risks of a perforated bowel~~ before shoving any ~~old~~ thing up their bottoms

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I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

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Urine is quite nourishing
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