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a cow ? are they sure about that
I dont see no bagpipes(\__/)
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You think its a load of bull then?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posta cow ? are they sure about that
I dont see no bagpipes
apparently its pregnant.
look forward to all pill boxes being fitted with bull bars in the windows.Comment
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Was it an accident or one of those things farmers do to keep them still while, ahem?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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More to the point, was it pregnant before it got its head stuck?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWas it an accident or one of those things farmers do to keep them still while, ahem?Comment
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I know Skeggy is a tulip hole, but wtf are they doing with pilboxes?
The cow should have hoofed it but at least, having got caught, she wasn't beefing about her predicament.Comment
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