Help with another decision

[quackhandle]

I am in the relatively fortunate position of still having both feet.

Should I put on my left shoe first this morning? Or the right one.

If I put the right one on first, does that mean the left one is the wrong one?

Or is the left one still right?

But is that using D&C? Did you opt out first? Looks inside IR35 to me.

qh

[tractor]

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But is that using D&C? Did you opt out first? Looks inside IR35 to me.

qh

No MoO!

You are not obliged to put either or both on.

[Pondlife]

Flip a coin.

qh

If I felt comfortable making potentially life changing decisions on the flip of a coin, I wouldn't need the 8 ball, would I.

[tractor]

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If I felt comfortable making potentially life changing decisions on the flip of a coin, I wouldn't need the 8 ball, would I.

How would Jake the Peg cope with a flip of a coin?

[Pondlife]

How would Jake the Peg cope with a flip of a coin?

Without a doubt.

You're welcome


How would Jake the Peg cope with a flip of a coin? Magic 8 Ball

[EternalOptimist]

I am in the relatively fortunate position of still having both feet.

Should I put on my left shoe first this morning? Or the right one.

If I put the right one on first, does that mean the left one is the wrong one?

Or is the left one still right?

Depends on me willy.

If me willy is down the left leg, I am leaning to the right, so I put me left shoe on first.
and vice versa.

[KentPhilip]

Depends on me willy.

If me willy is down the left leg, I am leaning to the right, so I put me left shoe on first.
and vice versa.

What about if your willy's in your wife's back pocket?

[EternalOptimist]

What about if your willy's in your wife's back pocket?

then I already have my shoes on.

She's always going on at me. nag ,nag,nag.
'Put your shoes on before putting your willy in my back pocket.
and dont forget to wash behind your ears'

[Paddy]

Ask your unpaid Pilipino servant to do it. Which one they choose will be the wrong one; then you can beat her.

[RSoles]

Depends on me willy.

If me willy is down the left leg, I am leaning to the right, so I put me left shoe on first.
and vice versa.

If your willy is down the left leg you're probably right-handed, so yes, you'll put the left foot on first.

I prefer a wild, screaming, kamikaze leap off the bed into both at once.